My OpenWorld theme song

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(With apologies to any Simon & Garfunkel fans out there)

Hello jetlag my old friend,
You’ve come to mess with me again.
The bedside clock is stuck on 10 to 4
And my eyes are just so bloody sore.

The decision to get on that frickin’ plane.
Was just insane.

Suffering …. my jetlag in silence


A few gin and tonics tonight and I might even put it to musicSmile


  1. in exhibition halls I walked alone
    Saw Oracle cloud on my Phone
    Beneath the backdrop of the Keynote stage
    Heard Larry espousing self driving rage
    Fools said I you do not know
    Where in the cloud your data goes
    Watch my talk so I may teach you
    Read my blog so I can reach you
    But my words like split brain RAC nodes fell
    and echoed in the halls of Moscone.

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