Posted by (With apologies to any Simon & Garfunkel fans out there)
Hello jetlag my old friend,
You’ve come to mess with me again.
The bedside clock is stuck on 10 to 4
And my eyes are just so bloody sore.
The decision to get on that frickin’ plane.
Was just insane.
Suffering …. my jetlag in silence
A few gin and tonics tonight and I might even put it to music
Learning is not a spectator sport 
in exhibition halls I walked alone
Saw Oracle cloud on my Phone
Beneath the backdrop of the Keynote stage
Heard Larry espousing self driving rage
Fools said I you do not know
Where in the cloud your data goes
Watch my talk so I may teach you
Read my blog so I can reach you
But my words like split brain RAC nodes fell
and echoed in the halls of Moscone.
nice work 🙂