To the tune of “Let It Snow”
Well, the response of the app is frightful,
and users are getting spiteful.
They claim the database is slow,
“Make it go”, “Make it go”, “Make it go”
It doesn’t show signs of locking,
Yet the performance it still quite shocking,
The CPU is right down low,
but its slow, but its slow, but its slow.
When we finally trace the load,
The problem is rapidly found,
If you write lots of crappy code,
Then your app crumples to the ground
Now we write the application better,
The DB is no longer fettered,
So as long as we write good code,
It wont be slow, wont be slow, wont be slow.
Merry Christmas everyone
You wrote this once and it should run anywhere!
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!
Well done, love it!
(but just give a Java duh-veloper 5 minutes with it and nothing will survive…)
The poem is written to be a database independent.